Jimmy Kimmel

“I don’t want Lupe Fiasco eating my ass.”

--Justin Timberlake discussing his fears about climbing Mount Kilimanjaro with Lupe Fiasco to Jimmy Kimmel.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

“The only thing better than breaking up is going on The View right after you break up,” Kimmel said this morning when he appeared on the morning talk show dressed as Rosie O’Donnell. “It’s really living a dream.”

Because it’s The View, and those women apparently have zero sense of decorum, they immediately barraged him with questions about why he and Sarah Silverman split for a second time.

We can’t take this rollercoaster of love.

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up for the second time.

The couple went their separate ways in July of last year but got back together a few months later.

Now, their love is dead once again and our heart is a barren wasteland of sorrow.

We loved these two together.

Sniff. Sob. Tear.

-Sasha Perl-Raver

Continuing her road to redemption, Britney Spears is reportedly preparing for a surprise performance at the American Music Awards on Sunday.

It better be more exciting than her semi-surprise appearance to open this year’s super sucky VMAs.

“They have these surprises that 75 people on the crew know about, but they won’t tell the host," said Jimmy Kimmel, the show's host. "Apparently, there is some big surprise.  I sent ... the producer an e-mail yesterday and he was like, ‘I can’t tell you.’”

Marky Mark gives his New England Patriots mad t-shirt love while having lunch with a friend at the Beverly Glen Market in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Wahlberg was seen sporting the same shirt when he arrived for his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel to promote Max Payne on October 16th. 

Mark could wear the same outfit every day for a year and he’d still be hella flossy.

Say hi to ya motha for me. Skeet skeet skeet.

On our way home from dinner Tuesday night we noticed a major hubbub going on at the Chateau Marmont and decided to investigate.

We discovered it was GQ’s Men of the Year Party where stars like Leonardo DiCaprio mingled with Zac Efron while Megan Fox (who arrived with her hottie fiance Brian Austin Green and was honored as GQ’s Obsession of the Year) worked the red carpet next to Elisha Cuthbert (looking like she’s packed on a few pounds) and Rosario Dawson.

Last night we stayed up way past our bedtime to watch Mark Wahlberg on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Jimmy asked Marky what he thought of Andy Samberg’s skit on SNL, “Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals”, and Mark was VERY honest with his opinion.

Hell to the Yeah!

Our favorite couple, the reigning King and Queen of Comedy, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together after breaking up in July.

We’re thrilled!

The couple posed for photographs at the Jimmy Kimmel studio's in Hollywood in honor of their reconciliation.

Bow down and hail the return! We don’t know that we’ve ever been this happy to know that two total strangers are having sex.

They can deny it if they want to, but little birdies are chirping all over the place that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together!

Exhibit A: These photos of Jimmy and Sarah outside of Howard Stern’s wedding this weekend in New York.