Joe Simpson

Disney's Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know that her relationship with her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, is complex, but not in an Electra complex sort of way.

The Hannah Montana star addressed talk that she and her country music star father are a little too close for comfort in her upcoming(Seriously? She's 16! That should only be enough for the preface to a memoir.), Miles to Go.

Two things are certain:

1. Ryan Cabrera, whose latest album peaked at #177 on the charts, is frightening. Between the tattoos, porn ‘stache and greasy locks, the frosted tips of the spiky haired kid who once rested securely in the bosom of the Simpson family (Papa Joe-manager, Ashlee-girlfriend) have tarnished beyond recognition. 

2. Goa is officially D-O-N-E. When the “big” celebrity name at a club is Ryan Cabrera, the end is nigh and your title as “Hot Spot” has been revoked.

Jessica Simpson returns to her Ritz Carlton hotel room after dinner at Dos Caminos with her parents and some friends, including BFF hairdresser Ken Paves.

There is something so creepy about this photograph.

We know what it is! It’s her uber-sleazy manager father, Joe Simpson walking behind her. Joe looks like the kind of guy who loved his daughters a little too much if you know what we’re sayin’. He skeeves us out BIG TIME!