Joey Fatone

Former 'N Sync boy, Joey Fatone, wants to get out of Florida and has put his remarkable estate up for sale for a cool $5.9 million.

No problem, we carry that in our back pocket.

The six-bedroom house with eight baths features a home theatre, games room and office sprawling over 12,000 square feet.

Fatone's wife, Kelly, shares a master bedroom with him that contains a 53-foot closet and a fireplace. The Fatones' entire estate which is near Orlando measures 4.3 acres and features a million-dollar swimming pool.

Joey Fatone performed the ceremonial first flush to kick off the new Charmin Restrooms in New York’s Times Square yesterday.

We will refrain from the obvious reference as to where Fatone’s career can currently be found and simply say sometimes life writes the jokes for you. 

Irony is a cruel mistress, is it not, Mr. Former 'N SYNC star?

First up were Maurice and Cheryl dancing a Viennese Waltz which was technically proficient but lacked any chemistry. Guest judge Michael “Lord of the Dance” Flatley said it was unbelievable to see the fastest man on earth do something “so slow and elegant” even though he thought parts could have been a little smoother. Carrie Ann praised the improvement in Maurice's posture but was also struck by how little connection there was between M&C. Bruno, filling Len’s shoes as the surly, hard to please judge, said it lacked “the sweep and the grace it needed.

Dancing with the Stars Season Seven Cast List:

This morning we announced the new cast of Dancing with the Stars. According to our sources, rehearsals have already begun and, after taking season six off, Maksim Chmerkovskiy IS back!

If you don’t want season spoilers, don’t read any further.

Otherwise, read on to get acquainted with the official Dancing with the Stars stars:

Dancing with the Stars won’t unveil its “celebrity lineup” (Oooh, ahhh, ohhh, Steve Guttenberg, Shannon Elizabeth, Tia Carrera. They should call it “Blinded by the Stars” there’s so much wattage) until mid-August, but rumors are already ankle deep and the major buzz is *NSNYC-er Lance Bass is going to follow in Joey Fatone’s fox-trotting footsteps.

It did wonders for Joey’s career, so why shouldn’t Lance be next?

But that’s not what people are clamoring over.