John Mayer

Bad news for Britney! On Friday, about 100 so-called fans stormed out of her concert in Australia because they were angered that she was lip-synching. Not for nothing, but where have these people been for the past 10 years? How is this news?

Michael Jackson’s gold casket was covered with red flowers and was wheeled out through the 20,000-strong audience and positioned in front of the stage, as a choir sang Soon And Very Soon in an emotional scene at the Staples Center.

The ceremony got under way about 10 minutes after the scheduled 10am start time as mourners waited for the hearse carrying Jackson’s coffin to arrive from the nearby Forest Lawn Cemetery where there was a private ceremony for family.

Perez Hilton got punched in the eye multiple times by will.i.am's manager.

A night of partying prompted John Mayer to put on a show, and take friend, MTV’s reality star/skateboarder, Rob Dyrdek to the hospital to have his stomach pumped.

Just Kidding...

The two pals were at Hollywood's hot spot My House doing shots of Tequila when Mayer decided to woo the crowd with a spontaneous show.

John Mayer may be linked to some of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, but there's a certain lady he better keep one eye open for: Katy Perry.

Perry recently played a game of "F*ck, Marry, Kill" with an Australian radio station and she made some interesting statements about Mayer.

"I couldn't marry John Mayer, it'd be so intense," the singer said. "I'd definitely shag the sh*t out of him though. I'll go on record saying that." 

Jennifer Aniston has moved on from media-hungry playboy John Mayer to full-on pussy hound Gerard Butler.

That’s a great call, Jen. 

According to Britain’s Mail on Sunday newspaper, “They had a fling at the Toronto Film Festival last year but it was all kept very quiet. Now Jennifer’s single again, she’s no longer keeping her admiration for him secret.”

The Mirror is also reporting that Aniston and Butler were caught “canoodling” at the Hyatt Roof Lounge in Toronto this past Sunday night.

All aboard!

The SS John Mayer (aka: the Mayercract Cruise Liner) set sail yesterday for a four day cruise from Long Beach to Mexico and back.

3,000 fans, four days and one big ass boat for a megalomaniacal singer to have his way with.

Try to keep it clean, sailor.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

CALLED IT!!!!

We sooooo called it!

For months we’ve speculated that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston’s romance was one of convenience and purely for show.

On Oprah’s After the Oscars show, Gayle King was backstage interviewing celebrity couples.

It turns out both Gayle and John Mayer, who came as Jennifer Aniston’s date, grew up in Connecticut and Mayer once told King, a former local news anchor, “I grew up watching you.”

“Yeah, he said that to me too,” Jen replied.

Yeah cougar jokes!

John admitted it was the first time he’s ever walked a red carpet with a significant other.

“Are you happy?” Gayle asked.

“I’m happy,” Jen practically gloated.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back on again.

Boooring.

After rumors of yet another split, the couple made sure the cameras confirmed they are back on, with a total PDA at the airport. 

Gee, that doesn’t seem staged.

Aniston was spotted kissing and cuddling with Mayer in the Bahamas after a surprise trip to Eleuthera that Mayer reportedly organized to mark Aniston’s 40th birthday last week.

The pair reportedly stayed in a private villa at the exclusive Pink Sands Resort, costing up to $2,650 a night.