Jon and Kate Plus 8

Christmas was less than merry in Jon Gosselin's New York City apartment.

The former Jon and Kate Plus 8 "star" returned to his Upper West Side apartment yesterday after spending Christmas Day in Pennsylvania to discover that it had been burglarized and vandalized.

Our long national nightmare has finally come to an end. The Gosselins are officially divorced.

According to a statement from Kate's side, she's looking forward to the new year and "focusing on her children." (aka, her meal tickets)

Oh, yeah.  Remember them?

Even though Jon and Kate Gosselin’s 10-year marriage has ended, the reality show lives on!

Blah.

TLC announced that the reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8 will be renamed to Kate Plus 8 beginning on November 2nd.

The show will continue to focus on the lives of the Gosselin twins, 8, and the 5-year-old sextuplets. But now there will be a new direction: Kate’s struggles as a single mom. (Give us a break!)

What is with these people exactly? Please raise your hand if you're tired of Jon Gosselin, because we are for sure. (And we're not so fond of Kate either.)

Jon and Kate Plus 8 ratings have been plunging quicker than they rose when the couple first showed signs of splitting. Last week's episode had 60 percent fewer viewers than the June season finale in which the Gosselin couple announced their divorce.

This restores our faith in America somewhat. Has anyone watched that show? BORING. And now it's not even about a cute family anymore, it's about two monsters ruining their children's lives.

The saddest part is that the attention, and later loss of interest, has turned Jon and especially Kate a bit desperate.

Gag us with a spoon.

Jon Gosselin, reality TV star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 is a new man. No more nagging wife. No more dealing with eight children all the time.

No, now he has a classy much younger girlfriend, a motorcycle, and a lifetime supply of Ed Hardy clothing. The latter of which he wears all the time.