Jonas Brothers

The eldest Jonas Bro, Kevin, is getting married, but before he does he expects his darling girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa, to sign a prenuptial agreement before heading down the aisle.

The agreement would entitle her to nothing if the pair got a divorce. BURN!

Makes sense, the teen sensation is worth millions and millions.

But she apparently isn’t happy about the request and is taking time think about it.

Is she a gold-digger or just pissed that this implies Kev-y doesn’t trust her?

MTV appears to be smitten with hosts imported from the UK. Alexa Chung moved across the pond to host It's On during weekdays, and now Russell Brand has been invited to host the Video Music Awards again, making him the first to do so two consecutive years.

Last year, the controversial comedian raised a big ol' hoopla by repeatedly making jabs at the Jonas Brothers and mocking their purity rings.

Boy band superstar Kevin Jonas is set to break millions of young girls' hearts: he has announced he is engaged.

The oldest of the Jonas Brothers says he went down on one knee at girlfriend Danielle Deleasa's doorstep after flying overnight from a show in Canada.

"She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super-fast in a row," the oldest Jonas Brother said proudly. "It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world."

Seriously?

The Jo Bros last graced the cover of Rolling Stone a year ago, and now they are on it again with the release of their new album: Lines, Vines, and Trying Times. Not even the most legendary bands get such consistent RS coverage! What gives?

It’s what every child dreams of: night falls, the lights are out and suddenly the inanimate objects that innocuously surround us during the day come to life. In the sequel to the its mightily successful, if faultily executed, 2006 predecessor, a film which raked in $250 million, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian maintains all the franchise’s previous conceits but ratchets up the creativity and execution level.

Nick Jonas is HOT!

Yes, he is underage.

Yes, that does make us a pervy puma.

Yes, we are okay with that.

The Jo-Bros were in London this morning promoting their film The Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, which premieres in the UK tonight.

When did Joe get so manorexic?

And Kevin needs to ease off the contouring bronzer.

But Nick gets more and more foxy by the day.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens arrived at last night’s premiere of 17 Again at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood. 

Also there to support Zac-y Pooh were his High School Musical co-stars Monique Coleman, Olesya Rulin and Corbin Bleu, as well as the Jonas Brothers and his Hairspray co-star, an Vanessa’s good friend, Brittany Snow.

Is the Disney Posse Hollywood’s new Brat Pack?

Only they’re not bratty, drunken d-bags; they’re well-behaved, driven, articulate role models.

And we like it.

Following in the footsteps of The Jonas Brothers and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Miley Cyrus is taking part in Disney’s new favorite marketing strategy: promise fans that their favorite star is going to show up for a screening, but not telling them where or when, thus lettting them buy as many tickets as possible in the vain hope of being one of the lucky ones.

Twilight star Kristen Stewart, who grows increasingly more and more spazzy and repellent, says she terrified of the gangs of female fans who stalk her and co-star Robert Pattinson.

She tells USA Today, “You show up at these places, and there’s literally like a thousand girls and they’re all screaming your name. Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the s--t out of me.

"They covet him. I think half of them are so jealous that they hate me.”

Tee-hee.

We couldn’t resist.

The Jo Bros arrived at Saturday’s Kids’ Choice Awards, and it seems to us that every day Joe gets a little queen-ier, and Nick gets even hotter.

Seriously, could Joe be showing any more chest on Nickelodeon?

Is it just us or do their purity rings (the validity of which we doubt) make them more alluring?

—Sasha Perl-Raver