Holy Snapple!
Jonathan Rhys Meyer hasn’t looked this hot since Bend it Like Beckham.
Gone are the child molester eyes and even the porn ‘stache was looking foxy as JRH arrived at the launch party for The Tudors third season in Manhattan last night.
Maybe that third trip to rehab was just what the doctor ordered.
Herro, King Henry. He could behead us any day.
—Sasha Perl-Raver