Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is denying he spent time in rehab and claims his life is overwhelmingly dull.

Rhys Meyers is denying he went to rehab for a third time in February after previous trips in 2005 and 2007 to deal with an addiction to alcohol.

Hallelujah!

We don’t know how or when it happened by Jonathan Rhys Meyers managed to become hot again!

We guess that’s what happens when you stop binge drinking and doing enough yayo to kill Tony Montana.

Gone are the buggy child molester eyes, he actually has color in his face and he doesn’t look like he’s been up for three nights straight doing blow off someone’s ass cheek while reciting lines from The Tudors.

Good on ya’, JRM!

We’re having Bend it Like Beckham flashbacks.

And we like it.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Third times a charm?

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has checked himself back into rehab.

In 2005, he spent time in Malibu’s Promises Clinic, underwent further treatment in April 2007 and is now in a British treatment facility addressing his alcohol addiction.

We wish him the best.

One day at a time.

 —Sasha Perl-Raver

There was a time when we wanted to pull a Ginuwine and ride Jonathan Rhys Meyer’s pony like it was our job.

But these days, with the creepy ‘stache that’s part porn, part John Waters, the glazed over buggy eyes and a vibe that’s very registered sex offender, we are off his bus.

But Hugo Boss isn’t. The Tudors star is the face of Hugo Element, a new cologne which launched at Macy’s in New York City yesterday.

He should be spokesman for Hugo Boss “I See You Through Your Window When I’m Watching You From the Tree Outside.”

We can never decide if The Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers is flossy or frightening.

Bend it Like Beckham: Flossy. Match Point: Frightening. August Rush: Flossy. This photo…mmm, the jury is still out.

The “I did too much coke last night” eyes, major DSLs and porn ‘stache kind of kill it.

JRM received the Honorary Patronage award from the Trinity College Philosophical Society during a special ceremony on Sunday in his hometown of Dublin, Ireland.

A singer who also wants to act. How original.

Like many before her, British soul singer Joss Stone has decided she wants to act too and has signed on to play Henry VIII's fourth wife, Anne of Cleves, in Showtime’s drama The Tudors. Since Anne was only married to Henry (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) for about six months, Joss won’t be around for too long, but luckily she doesn’t have to be beheaded either and she probably doesn’t have a sex scene.

Henry the Eighth I am, I am, Henry the Eighth I am.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers took one of many smoke breaks while filming scenes for the upcoming third season of Showtime’s The Tudors. The production was at Christ Church Cathedral in Dublin shooting the marriage of King Henry to Queen Jane Seymour (no, not Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. Queen Jane played by Annabelle Wallis).