Josh Schwartz

She’s perhaps the most important character in Gossip Girl but, two seasons later, Kristen Bell is still nothing more than the show’s unseen, anonymous narrator, something Bell is campaigning to change.

She tells the New York Daily News, “I’ve pitched [show creator] Josh Schwartz a couple of times for me to be on camera as a waitress or something but he wasn’t buying it. But hopefully he’ll change his mind in the future!”

Come on, K, you say it every week: “Who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell.”

The Gossip Girl folks have released the first poster for the show's new spin-off, which will debut on May 11 as an episode of GG entitled Valley Girls.

We've got to say, we're a little bit underwhelmed.

The series will revolve around Lily van der Woodsen, played by Kelly Rutherford in Gossip Girl and Brittany Snow in the spin-off, and her wild-child days in LA in the 80s. 

Can we get a drumroll please?

The new Gossip Girl spin-off will center around…

Lily and Rufus when they were young.

Ta-da.

Or is it wa-wa-waaaah?

Hold on to your Louboutins, bitches!

Gossip Girl producers are talking about a spin-off show.

Who thinks it’ll be "The Little J Show," about Jenny Humphrey becoming a style wunderkind and owning the NYC fashion scene?

Worst case scenario, Vanessa gets to take top billing on her own show which could actually be a good thing since it would mean we wouldn’t have to deal with her antics on GG.

Does anyone remember Jordana Brewster?

We didn’t think so, and that’s why we're providing this little reminder.