Joss Stone

Before announcing the bottom three on last night’s elimination show, Ruben Studdard took the Idol stage and it was pathetic. He’s the American Idol cautionary tale, proving that even if you win, you might not be a winner. 

When Ryan announced the first singer in the bottom three, we almost choked on our TV dinner. It was our boy Matt Giraud.

WHAT?!?!?!

America is out of their damn minds. Last week it was Alison, this week Matt. What’s wrong with people? He was amazing.

This is your outfit. This is your outfit on drugs.

Why is Joss Stone dressed like an optical illusion?

The drunken Annie ringlets, shapeless tie-dyed sweater wrap, linoleum floor pattern Pepto pink and white dress and mismatched shoes make Joss look like she got dressed after a 4:20 marathon of bong rips as she attends last night’s “Imagine There's No Hunger” campaign launch at the Hard Rock Cafe in New York City.

The biggest problem isn’t that nothing she’s wearing matches, it’s that everything she’s wearing is ugly.

A singer who also wants to act. How original.

Like many before her, British soul singer Joss Stone has decided she wants to act too and has signed on to play Henry VIII's fourth wife, Anne of Cleves, in Showtime’s drama The Tudors. Since Anne was only married to Henry (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) for about six months, Joss won’t be around for too long, but luckily she doesn’t have to be beheaded either and she probably doesn’t have a sex scene.