Kathy Griffin

How does a television show about sex crimes get even more scandalous and controversial? Invite Kathy Griffin to guest star, of course.

The outspoken My Life on the D-List comedian, who has a large gay following, will guest star as a lesbian activist in an episode of Law and Order: SVU to air in February.

Kathy Griffin and Law and Order together in the same hour? Our Tivo is already set!

T.I. and Kathy Griffin were snapped leaving Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles in Hollywood yesterday.

Together.

Random.

After lunch they strolled down Hollywood Boulevard and attracted a ton of attention.

Are these two working on a reality show together or something? 

We almost want to start a rumor these two are dating. That would be sexxxy times!

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Runyon Canyon was going off yesterday.

We hit the trail with our friend John and it was D-List celebrity safari, including our favorite self-proclaimed D-Lister, Kathy Griffin, with her tour manager/new man (?) charging the lane without makeup and looking great.

On the odd-couple tip, who was heading to the top of the hill at sunset, Jenna von Oy and Kal Penn, together.

What are Six and Kumar doing kickin’ it?

And how bummed is Kal that our lovebug Dev Patel has totally stolen his thunder (which we told Dev would happen!).

Kathy Griffin has landed a $2 million book deal to write her memoir.

Damn!

That’s some big money for the D-List. 

Kathy, 48 (who we saw on Runyon last week, makeup-less and looking fantastic), sold the rights to her memoir at an auction last week to Random House’s Ballantine imprint.

The book will chronicle her start in the LA stand-up comedy circuit in the 1980s through her time on Suddenly Susan during the 1990s and onto the D-List where she currently holds court.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Warren and Kym started the night with a Fox Trot. Once one of the fiercest competitors on the show, we feel like Warren is slipping. The fire is gone, the charisma is engrained but the pop and the fizz have gone flat. Len, back in his judge’s chair, was quick to do just that, judge. “Kym always puts a little spin on it that I like…but it wasn’t your best dance. It was a little bit of a disappointment.” Bruno praised their opening but said they quickly “went into a recession. You were flatfooted. You have to go back to the ease of competition you had.

When we saw Kathy Griffin making the red carpet rounds with Apple co-founder and mega billionaire Steve Wozniak, we thought what everyone thought: she’s screwing him for the dough.

Turns out, although they dated from July 2007-April 2008, they never went all the way.

"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never f----d him or anything!" she said. "The truth is we really were friends the whole time."