Keanu Reeves

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

In a little game of hide and seek, our favorite baby daddy, Keanu Reeves, was spotted arriving for dinner at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood.

But he was less than interested in having his pic taken.

No need to be camera-shy lovebug, we think you look delicious all the time.

Keanu Reeves has signed on to star in a modern retelling of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, based on Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic novella about a doctor who scientifically develops an evil self.

That means DOUBLE the Keanu!

Holla!

—Sasha Perl-Raver

While many stars would never shill for ice cream, cars, coffee or liquor in America, plenty of them do it overseas, a la Bill Murray in Lost in Translation.

Orson Welles, Audrey Hepburn, Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves, Ben Stiller and George Clooney have all done Japanese ads but never American ones.

Yesterday director Spike Jonze, Lost in Translation director Sophia Coppola’s ex-husband, was shooting a commercial for Japanese cell phone company Softbank with Brad Pitt in Midtown Manhattan.

How else can Brad afford six babies?

They don’t call him The One for nothing!

Keanu was the first celebrity to cross the finish line at the Toyota Grand Prix this weekend.

He finished fourth overall in a mixed field that included racing pros like Al Unser Jr., who won the 10-lap charity race, Johnny Benson and Tom Rudnai, who finished second and third, respectively.

But he opened up a can of whoop ass on all the other celebrities in the field which included former-actor-turned-professional-party-boy Adrien Brody, Jeopardy host Alex Trebek and 24’s Mary Lynn Rajskub.

Get out your lighters and your acid-wash.

Last night, we went with our girl Heidi to the premiere of Anvil! The Story of Anvil, a brilliant documentary by Sacha Gervasi about Anvil, a band dubbed the demi-gods of Canadian metal, credited with influencing bands like Metallica, Anthrax and Slayer, but who after 13 albums are still scraping to get by.

The premiere was in Hollywood at the Egyptian Theater and was a poopoo platter of who’s who.

Where are you going to find Chris Jericho and Dustin Hoffman in the same room?

We love Keanu.

Always have, always will.

But we can’t get behind the hobo chic look he’s sporting these days (he was wearing that same raggedy outfit and hat at the Anvil premiere last night).

K-Rock was snapped at the Long Beach Grand Prix speedway where he’s preparing for a celebrity race this weekend against competitors like Adrien Brody, Alex Trebek, Jon Hamm and Raven-Symone.

How bitchin’ would it be to see Mr. Jeopardy school fools on the race track?

Oh, Keanu. You’re so lovely, why do you fight against it?

What’s up with all our boys looking like panhandlers today?

First Ed Westwick, now Keanu Reeves.

Keanu was snapped leaving Il Sole in West Hollywood last night looking like he was on his way to clean windshields on a 405 off-ramp.

We’ll take Keanu in any state we can get him, but when you’re a beautiful as K-Reeves, why muck it up?

Shave the face, get a haircut and put on some flossy threads, lovebug.

Start your engines!

The love of our life, Keanu Reeves, along with Jon Hamm and Tyson Beckford are among the celebrities climbing behind the wheel to compete in the 2009 Toyota Grand Prix in Long Beach, California.

The race, which also includes Adrien Brody (does that dude even act anymore?), Luke Wilson, Raven-Symone and 24 star Mary Lynn Rajskub, is for charity.

The winner will have a $15,000 donation given to the cause of their choice.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Our favorite man of all time, Keanu Reeves, was snapped on his Norton Motorcycle with a mystery woman clinging to him as they rode through the streets of Westwood on Sunday.

Who’s the new lucky lady?

We have no idea, but if anyone else does, let us know so we can put out a hit.

–Sasha Perl-Raver