Kelly Monaco

Holly Madison is heading to Las Vegas where she’ll be appearing in Peepshow.

Beginning in June, Holly will replace Kelly Monaco in what we like to call the "Little Ho Peep Show" which currently co-stars Mel B of the Spice Girls.

All three women also appeared on Dancing with the Stars.

Speaking of which, did the Peepshow people not see how HORRENDOUS Holly was on DWTS?

She didn’t even outlast Steve Wozniak or Steve-O. She was terrible!

How is she going to dance in a burlesque revue?

Las Vegas is not a place Lindsay Lohan needs to be.

The thrice-rehabbed 22-year-old starlet was in Sin City on Saturday to attend the opening night of the new burlesque revue Peepshow, starring Scary Spice, Mel B, and soap star/Dancing with the Stars champ Kelly Monaco.

Lindsay was reportedly there to do recon.

Whoa.

We feel like this post should be rated NC-17. 

What do you say about a former Spice Girl and soap-star-turned-Dancing-queen prancing around a stage with bedazzled nipples and rhinestone covered coochies?

It must be Vegas.

Mel B (aka Scary Spice) and General Hospital star/Dancing with the Stars Season One winner Kelly Monaco debuted their new revue, The Peep Show, at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada this week.

Look out Naomi Malone, Dancing with the Stars alums Melanie Brown and Kelly Monaco heading to the Vegas stage.

Monaco, who won season one before being dethroned in a rematch with John O’Hurley and Brown, who was runner up to Helio Castroneves, are set to star in Peepshow, a topless, burlesque-style revue that is expected to open in March at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

Supposedly Brown and Monaco will keep their goodies covered but the showgirls surrounding them will be topless. Brown will be “scantily clad, but in a classy way,” she says.