Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos are heading back to All My Children next year.

It's been seven years since the couple left Pine Valley, but they're returning for the show's special 40th Anniversary episode.

Someone isn't in the mood for a little dirty dancing.

Kelly Ripa's husband, former All My Children hunk Mark Consuelos has reportedly been approached by the producers of Dancing With the Stars to appear on the next season of the show. He very much declined.

Somebody’s been using their Abs of Steel tapes.

Kelly Ripa emerged from the ocean in Miami this afternoon like Venus on the half-shell…if Venus ate low-carb, ran five miles every morning and spent two hours a day on a Reformer.

Kelly is 38 and has carried three children.

And she looks like a freakin’ Olympian.

Golf claps.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Second time’s a charm.

John Mayer and his lizady, Jennifer Aniston, got all kinds of cozy walking out of La Esquina restaurant after having a double date dinner with Kelly Ripa and her husband Mark Consuelos last night.

Could Aniston look anymore sprung? She’s addicted to the Mayer manhood and it’s obvious.

Play it cool, Jen. You don’t want him to drop you again, do you?

That’s what botulism in your face will do to ya.

Apparently, Kelly Ripa’s been pulling a Nicole Kidman.

Her face ain’t movin’! No way, no day.

Not a wrinkle in the brow, not a crease by the eye.

How’s she doing that at 38? It’s called Botox, baby.

Whodawhittlepuddytat? This is Princess Chunk, the 44 pound cat abandoned on the streets of southern New Jersey who has become an overnight celebrity. Kelly Ripa is using her entire pilates body to lift that cat. This is her cardio.

Chunk is an overnight sensation, including this morning’s appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly where a veterinarian discovered she is really a he. There’s a lot of rolls on Chunk, we could see how there might be confusion.

Don’t pull a hammy, Kelly. The Live with Regis and Kelly star took part in this morning’s first ever High-Heel-A-Thon for the March of Dimes. All proceeds from the race went to the charity, and Live made a $50,000 donation.

The High-Heel-A-Thon is a 150-yard dash through Central Park in a high-heeled shoe (minimum: 3-inch heel) with the winner earning $25,000.

Honey, we do that every day. We could’ve demolished the competition. Forget 150 yards; we can do 3 miles in heels more easily than Nikes.

How cute are Kelly’s YSL heels, BTW?