Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline is a pig! But we coulda told you that one.

According to the owners of the home K-Fed was renting, he skipped out on the last six months of his rent. And he also left the house a mess. Here is the list of some of the alleged damages:

Hold our hair back!

Britney Spear's ex-husband has started filming his own reality show.

Keven Federline, 31, has been off the radar since splitting with Brit, but was most recently spotted following her on her Circus Tour.

But now the back-up dancer-turned-rapper is stepping back into the limelight with a new reality show.

K-Fed, as he’s also known, has been spotted at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas filming scenes for the show's pilot episode.

With the same old job.

Britters is back to her old tricks.

She’s reportedly hooking up with a back-up dancer.

Didn’t she learn with K-Fed?

Apparently not since Britney is now said to be hooking up with Chase Benz, 21, a dancer on her Circus tour who got his showbiz start in Christian music and calls Jesus “a huge part of my life” on his MySpace page.

We're gonna guess at Krispy Kreme and Papa John's.

What's up tons of fun?

Obviously $5000 a week buys a lot of drive thru.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

When Britney Spears kicks off her big comeback tour this week in New Orleans, her two favorite groupies will be there to cheer her on.

Her sons, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, are traveling with her as the Circus Tour makes its way around the country.

That means K-Fed will also be joining Britters on the road.

And he’s getting paid $5000 a week to do it, according to reports.

Popozoa!

Fed-Ex never made a better move than knocking up Britney back when she was still hot.

Hey, Olga, Da Brat called. She wants her cornrows back.

Olga Kurylenko, the newest Bond Girl, attended the Tokyo premiere of Quantum of Solace, alongside her co-star Daniel Craig and the film’s director Marc Forster, with her hair in some sort of busted ass homage to K-Fed.

Daniel’s face says it all.

Can we get an “Oh, snap?”

Britney Spears has finally admitted what we knew all along; that her marriage to former backup dancer Kevin Federline was “for all the wrong reasons.”

We hate to say no duh…but NO DUH!

FedEx and Brit Brit got engaged after only three months together and were married two months later in a surprise ceremony.

Surprise! We’re making a huge mistake!

Britney filed for a divorce in 2006, citing irreconcilable differences, and the divorce was finalized in July last year.

Brit’s admission is in her new MTV documentary, Britney: For the Record.

Kevin Federline and Ryan Sheckler tee off at Ryan’s X Games Celebrity Skins Classic golf tournament.

Which thuggish, scrubby white boy would you rather?

We feel so dirty for lusting after little Ryan Sheckler, but we can’t help it. From the moment we saw his Proactiv commercial, we’ve had a thing for the 18-year-old pro skateboarder who stars on MTV’s Life of Ryan.

Hey, he’s legal. Game on.

Just when we gets our hopes up, Britney Spears reminds us, once again, that she’s a freakin’ trainwreck.

Last week, her custody drama with Kevin Federline finally came to an end as Britney’s visitation rights were restored giving her three days and two nights a week with the couple’s two boys. So how does she celebrate? She jets down to Cabo San Lucas with a group of friends, including longtime pal George Maloof, (the Maloof’s own the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas and the Sacramento Kings).

Britney Spears and K-Fed were back in court today, where Brit was granted a change in her visitation schedule with the couple's sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

"There was a change in visitation status that was ordered by Commissioner Gordon this morning," Los Angeles Superior Court spokesperson Alan Parachini confirmed after the hearing.

(Sidenote: How hilarious is it that LA’s Commissioner is Commissioner Gordon?)