Kid Rock

Some people would feel burned by love after three failed marriages.

Not Pamela Anderson.

The former Baywatch babe is rumored to be getting ready to walk down the aisle for a fourth time after one of her friends, who happens to be a clothing designer, told people he is working on a new wedding dress for Pammy Pie.

Pammie is currently dating a scuba diver named Jamie Padgett.

Since we know no one cares about who was nominated for Best Sound Mixing (except the people nominated in that category), here's a rundown of the most compelling categories.

Album of the Year
• Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends, Coldplay
• Tha Carter III, Lil Wayne
• Year of the Gentleman, Ne-Yo
• Raising Sand, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
• In Rainbows, Radiohead

Russell Brand was sweating like a whore in church from the first moment he took the VMA stage and was greeted with crickets. Unlike previous years where the front rows are stars and the rest of the crowd is comprised of rabid, screaming, boisterous fans, 2008 was Bring-Your-Dad-to-the-VMAs-Day. Every time the camera panned the audience it was like a trip to an LL Bean outlet in the suburbs. They treated the show like a trip to Nordstrom with their trophy wives; half-asleep, holding the bags by the guy tickling “Unforgettable” on the piano. What gives?