Kim Kardashian

Who knew Kim Kardashian would go down so fast? It was a TKO for charity last night when Kardashian stepped into the ring in an all pink outfit.

Her opponent had won the right to punch out the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star in a charity auction in Califnornia.

Pregnant reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian revealed that her baby’s father is ex-boyfriend Scott Disick - and hinted that they may now get married.

Kim Kardashian’s sister Kourtney, 30, planned to keep the pregnancy secret and, even when the news was leaked, the star refused to name the daddy.

But now she has confirmed that it is her ex's child – and revealed that they are so thrilled they have reunited and are talking about a future together.

Keeping up with the Kardashians star Kourtney Kardashian has confirmed reports she is expecting her first child at Christmas.

The 30-year-old, who is the older sister of "model" Kim Kardashian, said: "We were in the Everglades and I kept feeling nauseous and sick. I just kept thinking something wasn't right... I went to the doctor and he confirmed the news. I was just so shocked."

Didn't she have the birds and the bees talk when she was little?

Kourtney said that her mother is "really excited" by the news.

Ummm, who told Kim Kardashian she looked good like that?

Because they were lying.

Kim showed off her wanna-be Eva Longoria locks while out to lunch at Cipriani’s in Soho yesterday and she looked busted!

The fake tan, heavy makeup and blonder ‘do are doing her no favors.

Armenian Barbie needs to go back to the salon and take herself back to black.

Bad scene.

Kim Kardashian never ceases to amaze us with her grotesque lack of self-awareness.

Us Weekly recently printed a story about how Forever 21 was launching a new plus-sized line and it mentioned that Kim was a fan…

Of the store, not of the plus-sized clothing, something anyone with two brain cells who play together could have inferred.

Kim’s two brain cells don’t like to share the playground.

So she took to her blog and wrote:

We said it last week; “Holly [Madison] has the Kim Kardashian syndrome: pretty girl with no idea how to move.”

You know who agrees with us?

Kim Kardashian.

This may be the first and only time we have a meeting of the minds with the Kard-Ass, a Dancing with the Stars alum, who spoke about Holly's chances on the show while hosting a benefit in Miami this weekend.

White is not slimming.

Shiny, skintight white is very not slimming.

And since when do Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera share clothes?

–Sasha Perl-Raver

In an effort to salvage her career as an actress (yeah, right), Tara Reid is giving up the only thing that’s been paying her bills recently; she’s dropped her booking agent and with it, she hopes, the party girl stigma that cloaks her like cheap perfume.

According to Brooke Burke, Misty May-Treanor has been forced to pull out of Dancing with the Stars due to an Achilles tendon injury.

“Forget about the competition,” Burke told 104.3 MY FM’s Valentine in the Morning. “This is her jumping mechanism, so we’re all really concerned for her. She may be having surgery this week. We don’t know yet. But it’s such a bummer.”

This sucks. Misty could’ve gone far in the competition. We just pray this doesn’t mean that Kim Kardashian gets to come back!

Why is everyone all uppity about Julianne Hough actually telling the truth about how sucky Kim Kardashian was?

When asked about KardASSian getting booted from Dancing with the Stars, Hough said:

“Kim was one of the weaker ones. I hate saying that, but it’s true…. [she's] a real sweetheart. Everyone has their perceptions of people before they meet them, and I can tell you she’s such a good person. Obviously, though, people have to be voted off to keep the show going. That’s the name of the game.”