Kirsten Dunst

April 24, 2009 at 5:25am PST
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Spidey may need to snare a new leading lady in his web.

Kirsten Dunst is playing hard to get.

The fourth installment of the Spider-Man franchise is gearing up and Tobey Maguire has already signed on for a fourth and fifth film, but The Fang isn’t sure she wants to reprise the role of Mary Jane Watson.

Director Sam Raimi says, “I’m hoping that she is going to come on board and I’ve got a meeting coming up with her. I think she would like to but I don’t want to speak on her behalf.”

March 16, 2009 at 8:34am PST
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Sometimes, absence does make the heart grow fonder.

After breaking up eight months ago, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are reportedly back together.

Life & Style reports that Drew, 34, and Justin, 30, walked into Hollywood hotspot Bar Marmont on Thursday, March 12th, and spent the rest of the night getting their mack on.

But the love fest didn’t stop there.

January 26, 2009 at 6:55am PST
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Has The Fang sunk her teeth into a new victim?

Kirsten Dunst is rumored to be dating Josh Hartnett.

The pair was spotted having a sushi dinner on Thursday night where they were reportedly whispering and smiling at each other. Of course, this could just be a case of co-stars reconnecting; they appeared together in Sofia Coppola’s brilliant 1999 film, The Virgin Suicides. Or it could be two dirty birdies making a nest together, which works for us.

Both of these kids get around.

December 23, 2008 at 5:19am PST
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Kirsten Dunst has won a permanent protective order against Christopher Smith, 25, a fan who showed up at Dunst’s Hollywood home professing a “spiritual connection” with her.

Dunst was granted a temporary restraining order against Smith in November that he failed to obey.

The order forbids Smith from coming anywhere near the actress, her personal assistant, her residences and places of business. He is also barred from owning or possessing a gun.

December 12, 2008 at 6:23am PST
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Our new least favorite whore, Evan Rachel Wood, is stepping into a role previously inhabited by another bitch we hate; The Fang, Kirsten Dunst.

Wood has signed on to play Mary Jane Watson in the Broadway adaptation of Spider-Man, which will feature music by U2 deities Bono and The Edge.

The show is being directed by Julie Taymor, who also helmed 2007’s Across the Universe which Wood starred in.

October 25, 2008 at 1:59pm PST
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Two dates in two nights. That’s Love Long Time.

Justin Long and Kirsten Dunst have yet to come out as a real-deal couple, but we can’t imagine anything more real than a string of back-to-back rendezvous.

The Mac Guy and The Fang were seen at the recently opened Bordeaux (formerly Spiderclub) on Wednesday before stepping out for dinner on Thursday at La Poubelle in Los Feliz followed by drinks at Lubitsch in West Hollywood.

September 22, 2008 at 10:39am PST
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Okay. Okay. It’s not really fair to call Drew Barrymore a cougar. She’s only 33 so, technically, she’s a Puma.

But let’s not argue over semantics, let’s talk about the fact that Drew was snapped leaving the SNL after party at WildWood BBQ in the wee hours of Sunday morning to head to an after-after party in the West Village with Chace Crawford firmly in hand.

Is life imitating art?

September 17, 2008 at 6:11am PST
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Eye-spy with my little eye Mischa Barton lurking behind Josh Hartnett as they attempt to make an inconspicuous exit from Bungalow 8 nightclub in London after a night of partying with each other and friends.

September 17, 2008 at 5:45am PST
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Kirsten “The Fang” Dunst Kirsten Dunst was seen at Monday’s Yankees home game against the Chicago White Sox (which the Yankees won 4-2).

Yesterday’s game was one of the last that will be played at the famed Yankee Stadium, known as “the house that Ruth built,” before the team moves to its new facility currently being built nearby in the Bronx.

We love that the rally monkey is trying to throttle her. We’d do the same thing if we had the opportunity.  How much do you want to bet The Fang’s not-so-rehabbed ass enjoyed a brewski at the game?

August 26, 2008 at 7:05am PST
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It's official: The Fang has sunk her teeth into a new victim; Justin Long, aka Drew Barrymore’s ex boyfriend The Mac Guy.

That was FAST!

Justin and Drew broke up in July after months of proclaiming their love to anyone who would listen, going so far as to discuss marriage. Within a week, he was spotted with Kirsten at New York’s Bowery Hotel and she was clinging to him like a bad suit.

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