Kristen Johnston

No no no no no no NO!!!

Kristen Johnston and Kathryn Hahn were snapped yesterday as they began filming the Americanized reboot of Absolutely Fabulous.

Those knock out outfits don’t fool us!

We know bad idea jeans when we see them.

The more we hear about FOX's remake of the British cult classic Absolutely Fabulous, the more scared we become.

For every one good foreign show co-opted for American TV (The Office, Queer as Folk, Three’s Company), there’s a barren wasteland of shows that just suck (Coupling, Kath and Kim, Viva Laughlin).

Now FOX has decided to take a show that was pitch perfect, Absolutely Fabulous, and remake it for American TV.

That's what happens when you don't eat, you get crabby.

Shrink-E-Dink-ed Kristen Johnston arrived at the premiere of Bride Wars in New York last night with low blood sugar and a bad attitude.

"Are you talkin' to me?"

Kristen Johnston takes her dog, a rescue named Pinky, out for a walk in the West Village on Tuesday.

Did she name the dog after the size of her thighs?

Check out the back view. Someone’s been taking their Noassatall pills.

Kristen Johnston would totally fit in with the rest of the frighteningly emaciated cast of 90210. She could play Jessica Stroup’s pro-ana coach. (Sidenote: Is it just us or was last night's show even worse? We had a severe case of second hand embarrassment for the entire cast and Shannen Doherty's grill is so busted she looks British.)

Kristen, 40, was spotted walking her dog in NYC's West Village on Monday afternoon looking disturbingly skinny.