Kristin Cavalleri

January 18, 2009 at 9:00am PST
Photos: sundance.org

Is there anything less funny than someone trying to be funny?

Yes, 84 painful minutes of it. Welcome to Spring Breakdown.

Written by, produced and starring former SNL-er Rachel Dratch, she proves exactly why no one but herself would ever hire her as the lead in a movie.

July 23, 2008 at 11:21am PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Teen sensation Jesse McCartney has been named the first male spokesperson for Bongo brand clothing. His ads debuted today, showing the multi-platinum singer and actor surrounded by lizadies and covered in kisses. His hand grabbing onto one of the model’s legs is surprisingly sexy. We likey.

When asked what kind of style he favors on a girl, Jesse said he’s into “natural beauty, not a lot going on. Jeans and a tank top or a t-shirt, [that’s] definitely the most attractive to me.” We wonder if any of the models he shot with struck his fancy.

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Oh, Diablo Cody, why'd you have to do it? I love you so long...and then you made this. Megan Fox does what she always does, she looks hot. At least there's that. Sophmoric, unfunny and obsessively idiosyncratic, it's a painful movie going experience.



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