L.A. Candy

That noise you heard was millions of English majors groaning.

Former The Hills star Lauren Conrad is once again a New York Times bestselling author as her second book, Sweet Little Lies: An L.A. Candy Novel, has topped the list. Her first novel, L.A. Candy, was released this past May.

What is wrong with the world?!

The Hills’ diva (oh, we mean former Hills' diva) Lauren Conrad has snagged the film deal she hinted at weeks ago for her book, L.A. Candy. Temple Hill Entertainment has acquired the screen rights to the novel.

Say it ain't so...

Lauren Conrad, former reality star of The Hills, says that her two-weeks-in-a-row #1 New York Times best seller, L.A. Candy, may be adapted into a film soon.

Kate Moss is set to follow in the venerable footstep of The Hills star Lauren Conrad by "writing" a crappy novel.

Moss is teaming with former singer Louise Wener to pen a "fictional account of a young female model’s life as she is plucked from obscurity and thrust into the A-list limelight."

Sounds kind of like how the main character in Conrad's L.A. Candy is a young woman who moves to Hollywood and becomes a reality TV star, no?

Well, I guess we know what Lauren Conrad will be doing with all of her free time, now that she's leaving The Hills.

Conrad has penned a novel, entitled L.A. Candy, about a girl named Jane who "moves to Hollywood and ends up the star of her own reality show," which will be out in June.

Sound familiar?

"Some of the characters may symbolize people in my life," Conrad has stated publicly, "but it is in no way calling anyone out."