Laguna Beach

Out with the old, in with the... also old.

Kristen Cavallari, Lauren Conrad's arch-nemesis from Laguna Beach, has officially agreed to join The Hills now that Conrad is leaving the show.

This is getting as incestuous as an episode of Gossip Girl.

MTV has confirmed that Cavallari will make her first appearance in the show's finale, scheduled for May 31.

Yawn. If we're even going to consider becoming interested in this show again, MTV's gotta bring us some fresh meat.

Hells to the yeah!

The Hills is finally, mercifully going off the air…after one more season.

That’s right, Lauren Conrad, milk MTV for all their worth since after the show is over you will quickly follow your Laguna Beach cohorts like Kristin Cavallari (has been), Talan Torriero (who?) and Jason Wahler (ex-con) to the great reality TV graveyard.

We hope you’ve been saving those pennies.

Is there anything less funny than someone trying to be funny?

Yes, 84 painful minutes of it. Welcome to Spring Breakdown.

Written by, produced and starring former SNL-er Rachel Dratch, she proves exactly why no one but herself would ever hire her as the lead in a movie.

Last night we were invited to the Us Weekly/Absolut vodka party at Hollywood hot spot, Apple.

Sadly, because of New York Fashion Week, the celeb pickin’s were slim but then Lauren Conrad showed up, so hammered she could barely walk and refusing to have her photo taken by Us Weekly. She made sure she was surrounded by security and vodka for the rest of the night.