The Golden Globes have long been our favorite of the award shows, mainly because there’s liquor readily available on all the tables so everyone gets trashed and the likelihood of something inappropriate happening gets exponentially higher as the night goes on and the alcohol consumption goes up.
As usual, last night was a mix of highlights (go, Slumdog!) and lowlights (seriously, why is Renee Zellweger still famous?) and here they are...