Lauren Conrad

What is wrong with the world?!

The Hills’ diva (oh, we mean former Hills' diva) Lauren Conrad has snagged the film deal she hinted at weeks ago for her book, L.A. Candy. Temple Hill Entertainment has acquired the screen rights to the novel.

First Lauren Conrad said she was leaving The Hills, and now Audrina Partridge is jumping ship too. 

Now, as you probably know, we're not the biggest fan of The Hills here, but we can't help but wonder how the show can survive with just Heidi and Spencer! 

Say it ain't so...

Lauren Conrad, former reality star of The Hills, says that her two-weeks-in-a-row #1 New York Times best seller, L.A. Candy, may be adapted into a film soon.

Hold our hair back!

Lauren Conrad's debut novel LA Candy has topped the New York Times Best Seller list for two weeks.

Conrad, 23, a former whore on The Hills, said, "If someone said to me five years ago when this all started that I would one day make the New York Times Best Seller list I wouldn't have believed it. I am so honored that it is now a reality."

Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester is the latest celeb to be caught up in a sex tape scandal.

Now she has something in common with Paris Hilton and Lauren Conrad.

 Why?

Stephanie Pratt, a secondary figure on MTV’s The Hills as well as Spencer’s sister (our condolences) revealed to Us Weekly that she became bulimic after watching a scene when she first joined the show in 2007: "I was horrified. I remember saying, 'I can't believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren.'"

Later, when filming in Hawaii in bikinis she asked costar Audrina Patridge, "What looks better, shirt on or off?" Audrina said, "On."

The LA Dodgers must be scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Former The Hills star Lauren Conrad threw out the ceremonial first pitch yesterday at Dodger Stadium yesterday as the team took on the Philadelphia Phillies. The Dodgers won the game 3-2.

We bet there's a whole chapter in her next novel about the main character throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game.

Everyone wants a piece of Twilight. Last night at the 18th MTV Movie Awards Twilight took home five awards including Best Kiss and Best Movie of the year.

There was also a sneak peek of the sequel, New Moon, which we can still hear thousands of fans screaming for.

Others of young Hollywood seemed as though they wanted to play vampire too by dressing like they were auditoning for a role in one of the countless sequels in the works. 

Kate Moss is set to follow in the venerable footstep of The Hills star Lauren Conrad by "writing" a crappy novel.

Moss is teaming with former singer Louise Wener to pen a "fictional account of a young female model’s life as she is plucked from obscurity and thrust into the A-list limelight."

Sounds kind of like how the main character in Conrad's L.A. Candy is a young woman who moves to Hollywood and becomes a reality TV star, no?

Well, I guess we know what Lauren Conrad will be doing with all of her free time, now that she's leaving The Hills.

Conrad has penned a novel, entitled L.A. Candy, about a girl named Jane who "moves to Hollywood and ends up the star of her own reality show," which will be out in June.

Sound familiar?

"Some of the characters may symbolize people in my life," Conrad has stated publicly, "but it is in no way calling anyone out."