Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Post-Prison, Post-Rehab Media Tour, Stop One: Vanity Fair. And go.

Lindsay admits she acted irresponsibly. Wow, that's big of her. But she says: "that's what growing up is. You learn from your mistakes." Yes, Linds, the operative word is "learn," and have we seen any evidence that you know how to do that?

We often wonder what makes Paris Hilton so special and worthy of fame. It seems like her only real talent is getting caught with "other people's" illegal drugs.

Hilton was busted Friday with an undisclosed amount of cocaine. She claims the drugs weren't hers.

We think we've heard that one before. Let us guess: wearing someone else's pants is involved, right?

Lindsay Lohan is back out on the streets, ladies and gentlemen.

That's right, a judge allowed her to be released from rehab early, after also being released from jail early. Does this mean she's okay now? Or does it mean she's a really good actress and got them to let her out? We're not sure.

She can keep working, but must remain in the Los Angeles area, has to submit to random drug testing twice a week through November, and also has to go into counseling and psychotherapy.

We were kind of hoping Lindsay Lohan would consider using her abbreviated trip to jail and rehab as a teaching moment (sometimes we're naive like that).

Looks like she's planning to use it as more of a money-making moment.

Thanks to overcrowding and good behavior, Lindsay Lohan has been released from her ninety day sentence in jail after only thirteen days.

It must be nice to be a celebrity jailbird.

Lindsay Lohan has already had a few visitors in prison. You know, the usual suspects: her mom, Dina, and her sister Ali, her business manager.

But guess who came to visit too? It was her ex Samantha Ronson. She stayed for about an hour at the facility in California.

Is Lindsay Lohan smirking in her mugshot?

It sure looks like she is, but she definitely has nothing to smile about today. At 10:11 this morning she was booked and reported for her ninety-day prison sentence. 

At court right before she was calm as the judge spoke, but we're sure she's freaking out by now. We're also sure she'll be out soon enough on good behavior. These celebutantes never seen to do their full sentences, do they?

Now all she needs is a white Bronco.

Lindsay Lohan has hired O.J. Simpson's attorney, Robert Shapiro, who agreed to represent the troubled young actress on the condition that she goes through with her prison sentence.

"I have agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition that she complies with all the terms of her probation," Shapiro, who has stepped in since Lohan's previous attorney quit, says, "including a requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel."

Joan Rivers had some things to say about Lindsay Lohan on Twitter this week and her ex Samantha Ronson has come back fighting. Well, sort of.

But not in the way you think.

Lindsay Lohan's friends are apparently concerned that she will be sent to a smoke-free prison to serve her 90 days, forcing her to go without her two-pack a day habit.

"I'm honestly scared for [Lindsay]," a source reportedly told TMZ. "I don't think she's gone a day without smoking in years. This isn't something she can stop overnight. It's a serious condition."