Lindsay Lohan

The world's most dysfunctional family is at it again.

Lindsay and Dina Lohan are fighting back against Michael Lohan's attempts to take control of Lindsay's life (a la Britney and Jamie Spears) by talking to the press and threatening legal action.

Sometimes things make no sense and perfect sense at the same time, and with that, may we direct you to the friendship of Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace.

The internet has been buzzing because Lindsay basically is Donatella, give or take forty years, some plastic surgery, and an Italian accent. (And we've seen Lohan act, so it's best she stay away from accents.) Honestly, it sort of freaks us out.

Can we just say, ew! The word on the street is that the new couple is Lindsay Lohan and Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty. But we're not sure which one of them is slummin' it more.

Would you rather be sloppy seconds to Sienna Miller or Samantha Ronson? There's no good answer to that question.

Guy Ritchie said ex-wife Madonna is "retarded." For real. He really said that.

His exact quote was: "I still love her. But she's retarded, too." Takes one to know one, huh?

It seems that everything Lindsay Lohan touches turns to poo, and her newest “job” is no exception.

Lilo has been serving as an artistic adviser for fashion designer Estrella Archs under the French fashion house Emanuel Ungaro. And her designs debuted on Sunday for Paris Fashion Week.

As expected, it was a total disaster. And we’re not just sayin' it because we loathe the twiggy little has-been.

Remember those few months when Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were broken up, and we didn't have to hear about them fighting everyday?

Yeah, we miss those days too.

Lohan and Ronson proved that they're still in the running to become The Universe's Next Top Disfunctional Couple this weekend, when LiLo got escorted out of a hotel by the police.

At this point, every police force in every major city around the world should just have a dedicated LiLo squad.

Lindsay Lohan freaked out when she accidentally left her cell phone in a New York deli this week. So much so that she called the cops to get it back.

Apparently when the "actress" returned to the deli to retrieve the phone, the guy at the counter had no idea who she was (burn!) and insisted on watching the security camera footage to determine if it was in fact hers. That's when Lindsay freaked out and called the cops.

Our favorite train wreck has landed another movie role. ...

Yikes.

It would seem bad enough that Lindsay Lohan's new movie, Labor Pains, went straight to cable TV instead of the originally planned movie theater release. But no, it gets much worse.

Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter after a night out to express herself about her relationship.
 
After being seen at The Palm Restaurant in West Hollywood and at The Roosevelt Hotel Tuesday night, she posted several disturbing tweets in the wee hours of Wednesday morning.