Lindsay Lohan

November 16, 2008 at 7:38 AM PST
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During a trip to Paris over the weekend a PETA activist threw a bag of flour on Lindsay Lohan to protest her fondness for wearing fur. The protestor also shouted "Lindsay Lohan, fur hag!"

We're used to seeing LiLo covered in white powder...it's just not usually flour.

November 10, 2008 at 5:47 AM PST
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Finally, Lindsay Lohan has addressed the big gay elephant in the room. Kinda.

In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Lindsay Lohan denies that she’s a lesbian but does admit she's dating a wonderful woman with whom she's madly in love.

“I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing,” Lohan said, though she pointedly refused to name her girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson. Yeah, we know, but we want to hear YOU say it!

November 10, 2008 at 2:50 AM PST
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The internet was buzzing last week with rumors that Ricky Gervais, who brought the world the original version of The Office and Extras, is teaming with Desperate Housewives creator Mark Cherry on a sitcom for HBO which would feature Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

November 5, 2008 at 1:14 AM PST
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On the eve of her 20th year (her birthday is Sunday the 9th) Nikki Blonsky got an early birthday present; a guest-starring role on Ugly Betty.

The Hairspray star will play an assistant at Elle who befriends Betty.

So far Blonsky has only signed on for one episode, but producers hint she could be around longer. They need to fill the gap left after giving Lindsay Lohan the boot.

October 28, 2008 at 7:57 AM PST
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Dina Lohan peddled her wares…we mean, brought her 14-year-old slut…we mean, daughter, Ali Lohan to Animal Fair Magazine's 8th annual Halloween pet costume party in New York on Monday night.

Oh look, they both came dressed as pussy. Cats. Pussy cats.

Dina has openly said she wants to turn Ali into a star like her sister Lindsay (who’s already a has-been at 22 but that’s neither here nor there). How do you think she’s marketing her?

And do you think the bowtie was meant to add a touch a’ class? What about the Pam Anderson-esque temporary arm band tattoo?

October 24, 2008 at 12:47 AM PST
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Lindsay Lohan’s guest star stint on Ugly Betty has been cut from six episodes to four and it’s reportedly because of tension on the set between the show’s star, America Ferrera, and Lohan.

October 14, 2008 at 1:32 AM PST
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How creepily similar do Madonna and Lindsay Lohan look?

Last night, Lindsay was snapped in Manhattan arriving at Henri Bendel’s to promote her line of leggings called “6126,” named in honor of Marilyn Monroe's birthday date, something we’re sure has the legend spinning in her grave. You know Marilyn doesn’t want anything to do with Lohan’s tacky attempt as a new career.

Meanwhile, downtown, Madonna was attending the premiere of her directorial debut, Filth and Wisdom, at the Sunshine Cinema.

October 1, 2008 at 7:34 AM PST
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Oh snap!

Samantha Ronson actually has boobs! This is far and away the most feminine we have ever and probably will ever see this chick. She’s wearing a splash of pink for cryin’ out loud! Do you think she borrowed that bikini from Lindsay? Isn’t that what lovers do?

After their hard days of DJing and working for under a week on Ugly Betty, Sam The Man and Lindsay Ho-Han decided they needed a well deserved break in Los Cabos, Mexico to enjoy the sand, surf and sun.

September 29, 2008 at 8:33 AM PST
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No one does drama like the Lohan clan.

It's been reported that Lindsay Lohan is now considering taking out a restraining order against her own father, Michael Lohan. She would be following in the footsteps of her mom, Dina, and her younger sister, Ali, who already have orders of protection filed against him.

September 16, 2008 at 1:15 AM PST
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Lindsay Lohan got into it with a photographer outside New York’s Bowery Hotel last night after accusing him of tripping her.

You wanna know how talented baby daddy Justin Timberlake is? He doesn't need a week of prep and an hour and a half to host Saturday Night Live; give him three minutes and a chair and he still does a better job as host AND musical guest than just about anyone else in recent memory (Tina Fey doesn't count and homegirl can't sing). We are a little sad we didn't get to see him do more of the Barry Gibb Talk Show though. It's not the same without Jimmy Fallon trying to keep it together...and failing.

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What happened to Mariah Carey's voice? Her rendition of "Hero" on X Factor, Simon Cowell's British version of American Idol, was so bad it would've gotten her kicked off the show if she was a contestant. We actually would love to hear the Idol crew critique this train wreck. It's more than a little pitchy, dawg, it's a cryin' shame. She goes for the gusto (and sorta succeeds) at the end but fifteen octave Mariah is dead. All that remains are her hand-waving antics and inappropriately immature hoochie dresses. (Seriously, is she going to prom after the show or the Pimp and Ho Ball?)

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We bow at the altar of Janice Dickinson (afterall, she is the World's First Supermodel) so we say this with love and reverance...WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU DOING ON A DAYTIME COURT SHOW???? It appears Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency cast off and reject, Brian Kehoe (we HATE Kehoe) took his former agent to court but the only court his broke, publicity starved ass could muster was Christina's Court. Damn, dude! You couldn't even swing Judge Milian? We are SHOCKED Janice agreed to stoop to such lowly levels.

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Forget Town Hall Meetings and Debates, maybe what we needed all along was a Presdential Dance Off. Don't forget to get out and vote today! And then do The Worm in your candidate's honor.



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