Lindsey Lohan

Ever wonder why Lindsay Lohan's career is currently in the crapper?

Michael Lohan, Lindsay's father, claims it's because God is punishing her.

Lindsay Lohan is a lost cause!

People magazine is reporting the troubled starlet was seen partying until 4am, drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails (yes, plural cocktails meaning more than one), while dancing to tunes spun by BFF/lover (?) Samantha Ronson at NYC’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone.

We love when people tell it like it is!

Red-headed, Harry Potter star, Rupert Grint, is our new hero! Rupert, who plays Ron Weasley in the film series and is an excellent young actor, was considering a move to Hollywood, like his co-star Daniel Radcliff, but has decided against it.

Why? Because he’s awesome, has really good taste, talent and major smarts. More specifically, he doesn’t want to have to deal with the garbage Hollywood breeds, especially people like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.