Lionel Richie

Ticketless fans have been warned to stay away from Michael Jackson's star-studded memorial service amid fears of riots.

Los Angeles police have urged people not to head to the Staples Center in the city's downtown area for tomorrow's event unless they are guaranteed entry.

Authorities fear that up to one million fans will descend on the city.

More than 1.6 million people entered a lottery to get tickets, but only 17,500 were successful.

Groan.

We thought we’d dodged a bullet since no record label wants to release Paris Hilton’s second album.

But, no.

Now Nicole Richie wants to assault our eardrums.

Greeeaaat. What makes her think, A: anyone wants to hear that trash? And B: that she’s any good?

Last night Len kicked off the show by saying “I know that last night, the election, was exciting but for us, Monday night was absolutely fantastic.” Really, Len? Really? You’re comparing a historic victory and the election of the first African-American or bi-racial President of the United States to a bunch of D-List celebrities prancing around in Bedazzled spandex and satin outfits? Oooookay.

This is how you get down on the Fourth of July when you’re rich…

Hamponites got their white man’s boogie on this weekend at an upscale “barbeque” that included a performance by Lionel Richie, who was introduced to the party's 250 guests by American Idol host Ryan Seacrest.

Check out the guy in the pink shirt and Carlton sweater shakin’ that ass! Get it, baby!

After the private concert, it was time for a little snacky pooh.

Nicole Richie and her brood are featured in the June issue of Harper's Baazar. Everyone came along for the ride; Grandpa Lionel, Mommy Nicole, Baby Harlow and Daddy Joel.

We love this picture of Joel and Nicole. They look so perfectly poised and posed and then there's Harlow looking at them as if to say "Y'all people is stupid and crazy. Can I go live with Grandpa? I hate you already."