Madame Tussauds

Even when made out of wax, our Zac-y Pooh is the most popular kid in school.

High School Musical star Zac Efron is the most-kissed waxwork at Madame Tussauds in London.

The 21-year-old idol came first in a poll of 300 people, which was carried out by the famous waxworks museum to see which celebrity waxwork figure visitors most wanted to kiss.

"We encourage our guests to get really up close and personal with our celebrities and there is a lot of puckering up," said the museum's PR manager Liz Edwards.

Even waxy and inanimate, Zac Efron is still retardedly hot.

New Zac-y Pooh waxwork was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in London, England today.

Now his stalkers can molest his statue, and leave the poor boy alone.

The Jonas Brothers unveil their wax figures at Madame Tussauds' in Washington D.C.

Can you tell who’s made of wax and who isn’t?

The Jo-Bros will be forever frozen at the apex of their success…ages 15, 19, and 20. How old do you think they’ll be when they become passé? Or one goes to rehab? Or comes out as gay? Or has their first illegitimate child? Or gets arrested? Or files for bankruptcy? Or experiences any number of pitfalls young stars seem heir to. We aren’t saying we hope that happens, just that it’s happened so many times before.

That’s right, girl. Smile with the eyes!

Tyra Banks’ wax figure was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in Times Square yesterday.

We love Tyra but we have to say it: she wishes she were that thin. Now that Ms. Banks is a talk show host, she’s all about getting down at Houston’s (seriously, she talks about it on her show all the time). She really wants to be the next Oprah…jelly rolls, badonkadonk and all.