Maria Bello

Maria Bello would have been better served to have taken off all her clothes are rolled in a big ol’ pile of pooh rather than wearing what she did to the Camp Ronald McDonald 16th Annual Family Halloween Carnival at Universal Studios in Universal City this weekend.

Maria Bello arrives at for her appearance on The Today Show where she was promoting her new film The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (which everyone says is a steaming pile of caca). 

Bello was tres bella in one of the best dresses of the week. We likey.

Being engaged is agreeing with her. She's got that "I'm so much happier than you" glow on her super-Botoxed face.

Maybe this is why her face has gotten so out of control.

Actress Maria Bello, 41, and her writer boyfriend, Bryn Mooser, 28, are engaged. Cougar Alert! Meow!

The couple announced their engagement in Bello's hometown newspaper, The Norristown Times Herald, in Norristown, Penn., which said the couple "fell in love over a sheer passion of politics, Africa and cryptozoology."( What the eff is cryptozoology?)

Bello and Mooser have not set a date yet.

Can…barely…move…eyebrow. Must…try…to…smile. Face…too…stiff.

At first, we couldn’t even tell who this was. Any guesses?

It’s Maria Bello at the premiere of her new film, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Apparently, Maria’s been making trips to Joan Allen’s dermatologist.

Remember when Maria was on ER and could actually register emotion?