Maria Sharapova

August 21, 2008 at 5:43am PST

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Maria Sharapova unveils the limited edition Canon Powershot camera featuring 88 white diamonds totaling 2.22 carats at the South Street Seaport in New York City yesterday, wearing a dress that can only be described as barftastic.

What the eff was she thinking?

Someone needs to rip that one sleeve off and whip her with it.

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Maria Sharapova Gets Spanked at Wimbledon

June 26, 2008 at 5:00pm PST

Tags: Alla Kudryatseva, Maria Sharapova, Wimbledon

In shocking straight set loses (6-2, 6-4), Maria Sharapova,Wimbledon's third seed, got routed by Alla Kudryatseva, ranked 154th in the world.

Ooooouch.

Just three years ago, Maria won Wimbledon. This time she’s getting far more press for her on-court attire than her performance. She’s been trying to work a "tuxedo look" by Nike, shorts and sleeveless tuxedo shirt tops rather than the little dresses she became so popular for donning.

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