Mark Geragos

Somebody better get used to seeing the inside of a courtroom.

Chris "I'm not a monster" Brown is being sued by a photographer named Robert Rosen who claims he was assaulted in March by Brown's bodyguards after taking a picture of him at the gym.

Brown's lawyer, Mark Geragos, released a statement yesterday saying,  "The is a specious and frivolous lawsuit by one of the paparazzi seeking publicity and a payday. He's done this before and lost. We will vigorously defend against this."

Chris Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, told the LA Superior Court on Wednesday that he intends to file a motion to dismiss the assault case against Brown because of police leaks in the investigation.

He implied that the case had been tampered with because of the photo of a badly beaten Rihanna that surfaced on the internet.

Despicable.

Geragos, who previously defended Michael Jackson during his child molestation case, is the slimiest of the slime. He thinks questioning police conduct is going to allow his abusive, sociopathic client to slither through. Sickening.

Chris Brown has hired attorney Mark Geragos as he prepares to defend himself on criminal threat charges and possible domestic violence charges after attacking his girlfriend Rihanna early Sunday morning.

Geragos is best known for defending convicted wife-murderer Scott Peterson, Winona Ryder after her shoplifting arrest and Michael Jackson during his child molestation trial.

What hideous company to be in.

 —Sasha Perl-Raver