Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen just aren't happy being billionaires, are they?

Everyone's favorite twins are now expanding their empire by bringing a new junior line of clothes to JC Penney. Seriously. The line is called Olsenboye.

Bradley Cooper pulled a Natalie Portman this weekend.

Cooper, 34, who's been rumored to be dating Jennifer Aniston, 40, has publicly denied any romantic relationship with the former Friends star.

"My mom loves it, but unfortunately it's not true," Cooper says of the rumors.

Well, he was quick to put those rumors to rest. Is it because he's actually dating Mary-Kate Olsen instead?

Ashley Olsen has announced she’s giving up acting entirely to focus on fashion design full-time.

The 22-year-old is one half of the multi-million dollar brand known as Mary-Kate and Ashley, who have been stars since they were nine months old on the sitcom Full House.

But Ashley is ready to commit entirely to the twins’ women’s fashion collection, The Row, while MK continues to act.

The Tribeca Film Festival handed out this year’s honors on Thursday.

This year’s panel of jurors for Robert De Niro’s signature film festival included Meg Ryan, Uma Thurman, Mary-Kate Olsen and Whoopi Goldberg.

Top honors went to the Iranian film About Elly from director Asghar Farhadi.

The festival’s audience award winner will be announced on Saturday evening.

This year’s honorees, including Elia Kazan’s granddaughter, Zoe, who was honored as best actress, include:

We are adrift in a sea of ugly today!

Last night Chanel hosted their annual dinner in support of the Tribeca Film Festival.

Coco must have been rolling over in her grave.

We can’t decide which was more heinous: Mary-Kate Olsen’s bat-winged sequined cloak of death and skuzzy hair or Diane Kruger’s high water Hammer pants.

Diane, Aladdin called, he said you look ridiculous.

Both of these girls get the gas face.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Hmmm.

Two friends riding home in the same car together?

Or new lovers on their way to do the do?

Last night, Bradley Cooper and Mary-Kate Olsen were photographed getting into the same car and leaving a Chanel hosted dinner benefitting the Tribeca Film Festival in New York City last night. 

What made them conspicuous was that they were very careful not to be photographed together during the dinner, on the red carpet or as they left the venue. If they’d just acted like friends we wouldn’t give it a second thought, but playing Ninja Lovers make us wonder…

Leave it to a mega-millionaire munchkin to find a reason to celebrate America’s recent, devastating economic downturn.

Mary-Kate Olsen was recently overheard in the elevator at Barneys talking about how excited she was about all the discounted merchandise up for grabs since everyone (except her, her sister and their posse) is don’t-have-a-pot-to-piss-in poor.

As in, so poor, you can’t afford the “R”, so you’re just poo’.

But not MK, who can now buy all her favorite ugly-as-sin clothing at discount prices.

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen, looking fabulous (which must be pretty easy to do when you’re a mega-millionaire), signed copies of their new book, Influence, and posed for press photographers at the Barnes and Noble in Union Square, New York yesterday.

Over 2000 fans showed up for the signing and were presented with a list of nine strict rules for their time in the benevolent presence of the almighty twins.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."

Just like the postal service, there ain’t a damn thing that’s going to keep wee Mary-Kate Olsen from burning through her millions on clothing.

Mary-Kate arrived at the Rock & Republic show in Bryant Park with a bodyguard doubling as her PUH (Personal Umbrella Holder) as Hurricane Hanna drenched New York City with inches of rain coupled with blustery winds.

When fashion calls, MK is powerless against its siren song.

Earlier, we reported that Mary-Kate Olsen was subpoenaed in connection with the investigation of Heath Ledger's accidental overdose, but now news comes that she won’t have to testify in the inquiry. The federal probe has been concluded and no charges will be filed.

So, breathe easy, M-K. Smoke another Marlboro, tip a forty and snort a bump to your fallen homie. You got lucky, kid. Some people don't.