Max Payne

Marky Mark gives his New England Patriots mad t-shirt love while having lunch with a friend at the Beverly Glen Market in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Wahlberg was seen sporting the same shirt when he arrived for his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel to promote Max Payne on October 16th. 

Mark could wear the same outfit every day for a year and he’d still be hella flossy.

Say hi to ya motha for me. Skeet skeet skeet.

While filming Max Payne, Mark Wahlberg suffered a dislocated thumb. It still gives him trouble and no one finds the pain more enjoyable than his daughter Ella Rae.

"My four-year-old daughter is loving the fact that I'm in pain,” Mark said. "She keeps making me play the Wii and the tennis really kills me. Honestly, hearing me squeal, I've never seen her so happy. You'd have thought that I'd bought her a pony or something."

We wish we could make Wahlberg squeal.

Remember Constantine, the 2005 Keanu Reeves stinker? (We love you, Keanu, but that movie sucked and you know it.) 

Arriving in the guise of Frank Miller meets Bruce Wayne, Max Payne, starring Mark Wahlberg, is what Constantine would have been with a smaller budget, a less talented director (John Moore) and a DP (Jonathan Sela) whose credits include Soul Plane.

It’s not minimum pain or medium pain…it’s Max Payne.

Based on the highly successful video game series, Max Payne stars Mark Wahlberg as the titular character, a cop tormented by the murder of his wife and infant daughter, hell-bent on revenge and obsessively following any whiff of a lead toward possible justice; a search that sinks him into an unthinkable underworld.

Go ‘head, Daddy, with your piercing blue eyes and flossy suit.

Work it, work it, ooown it!

Chris attended last night’s Max Payne premiere (he has a small but integral role) at Mann’s Chinese Theater.

When you out foxy Mark Wahlberg, it deserves recognition. Chris looks amazing. We want to be in his circle of friends. The inner circle. 

Mila Kunis is a freakin’ vision as she arrives at last night’s Max Payne premiere at Mann’s Chinese Theater.

Absolutely breathtaking!

When we asked Mila what attracted her to the role of assassin Mona Sax in the film, she joked, “I just really wanted to beat Mark [Wahlberg] up and I did. It was really great. Really empowering. I got a lot of my anger out and angst.”

It must’ve been great cardio too because she looks incredible.

There’s only one word to describe this red carpet appearance: Flawless.

Golf claps!

While promoting Max Payne on Sunday, Mark Wahlberg let slip that he and baby mama Rhea Durham who he has three children with, Ella Rae, 5, Michael, 2, and Brendan Joseph, 2 months, are “talking about getting married in August. Good month.”

His co-star, Mila Kunis, who Marky shares a combatively flirty relationship with, asked “Why don’t you do it on August 14th?”

“You’re not invited yet,” Wahlberg ribbed. “What is that? Your birthday?”

While doing press for his new film Max Payne on Sunday, Mark Wahlberg was asked about the recent SNL sketch "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals", one of the funniest skits on the show in a long time. So what did he think of Barky Bark and the Donkey Bunch?