Maxim

Audrina is ready to join her Hills-pal Heidi in Playboy!

Patridge proves once again it’s all about the looks and not about the talent. The reality star is on the October cover of Maxim. And is getting ready to star in her own spinoff.

Here’s a superhero name we’re guessing hasn’t been trademarked yet.

Watchmen star Malin Akerman has dubbed herself the “human condom.”

The actress had to pour herself into a second skin latex rubber outfit to play Silk Spectre II in the new blockbuster, and she says she hated every minute of it. 

She tells Maxim magazine, “[At first] I thought it was really f--king hot.

“Then I tried it on, and I thought it was really f--king uncomfortable. And the smell? When you take it off, it smells like a human condom.”

Taryn Manning and her sixhead (‘cause it ain’t a forehead or even a fivehead) enjoys a night out at new Hollywood hotspot Coco de Ville.

We have never been able to understand how this girl has a career. Watching her act is about as enjoyable as a root canal, and we find her as physically alluring as a herpes sore.

Maxim recently voted her #60 on their Hot 100 List for 2008. Ummm, why?

We just don’t get it.