Melanie Brown

Girl power!

The Spice Girls, led by Mel B., aka Scary Spice, are planning to make a comeback next year, regardless of whether or not Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, agrees to join them, reports the UK's The Sun tabloid.

How major would that be?

Whoa.

We feel like this post should be rated NC-17. 

What do you say about a former Spice Girl and soap-star-turned-Dancing-queen prancing around a stage with bedazzled nipples and rhinestone covered coochies?

It must be Vegas.

Mel B (aka Scary Spice) and General Hospital star/Dancing with the Stars Season One winner Kelly Monaco debuted their new revue, The Peep Show, at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada this week.

And we ain’t talking about some crappy Clint Eastwood movie.

Eddie Murphy has been ordered to pay out more than $10 million in back child support (about $51,000 a month) to his baby mama, singer Melanie Brown, aka: Scary Spice.

The two dated briefly in 2006 but when Mel B announced she was pregnant with his child, he denied his paternity. DNA tests eventually determined the little girl, named Angel Iris, who was born on Murphy’s birthday, April 3rd, was indeed his child.

Now, after a fifteen month court battle, Murphy has been ordered to pony up.

Good.

Look out Naomi Malone, Dancing with the Stars alums Melanie Brown and Kelly Monaco heading to the Vegas stage.

Monaco, who won season one before being dethroned in a rematch with John O’Hurley and Brown, who was runner up to Helio Castroneves, are set to star in Peepshow, a topless, burlesque-style revue that is expected to open in March at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

Supposedly Brown and Monaco will keep their goodies covered but the showgirls surrounding them will be topless. Brown will be “scantily clad, but in a classy way,” she says.

We really wish we could be excited about this but the first Sex and the City movie (which we refer to as The Godfather 3 for women) was so abysmal we don’t know that we can get it up.

Kim Cattrall confirmed there will be a SATC movie sequel with filming tentatively scheduled to begin as early as next summer while speaking to Scary Spice, aka Melanie Brown in a British TV interview on Tuesday.