Mexico

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are currently honeymooning in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Mexico, the epicenter of the swine influenza outbreak that’s killed 149 people so far.

We’re not sayin’, we’re just sayin’.

Considering how much misery they’ve brought to our lives, isn’t it time they suffered?

We don't want them dead or anything, just to feel the physical embodiment of listening to Heidi's music or their insipid conversations. 

Oh snap!

Samantha Ronson actually has boobs! This is far and away the most feminine we have ever and probably will ever see this chick. She’s wearing a splash of pink for cryin’ out loud! Do you think she borrowed that bikini from Lindsay? Isn’t that what lovers do?

After their hard days of DJing and working for under a week on Ugly Betty, Sam The Man and Lindsay Ho-Han decided they needed a well deserved break in Los Cabos, Mexico to enjoy the sand, surf and sun.

Eli Manning will marry his longtime girlfriend, Abby McGrew in Mexico this weekend. The couple has been together since they met at the University of Mississippi. Manning, 27, proposed to McGrew, 24, in March 2007.

We wish them all the best…but we have to say this:

Abby, he’s a professional athlete, who won the Super Bowl, and travels half the year. USE A CONDOM and don’t expect fidelity. We love us some athletes, but would never marry one. There are too many pro ho’s waiting for road games and Eli is prime time. Buyer Beware!