Michael Vartan

This is one of those rumors we really hope is true.

J.J. Abrams, the man behind Lost and Felicity, is working on a new television series for next season about a pair of married spies.

Oh no!

What happened to Michael Vartan?!?!

Once upon a time he was one of our favorites.

We totally wished we’d never been kissed too so he could’ve been our first.

But yesterday the former Alias star arrived in Melbourne, Australia to play in the Aussie Millions Poker Tournament he was not looking good.

Pasty, sporting a double chin and looking like he’s got a bit of the Vince Vaughn going on, we wonder, has someone been hitting the bottle instead of the gym?

Sherwood Schwartz, who we can thank for creating The Brady Bunch, is teaming up with his son, Lloyd Schwartz, for a big screen adaptation of Gilligan’s Island, which is also his brain child.

So who’s jumping aboard for a three hour tour?

They’re hoping Michael Cera will be donning that famous red shirt and white hat as Gilligan and Beyonce would step in as sexy movie star Ginger.