Michelle Rodriguez

Our favorite train wreck has landed another movie role. ...

We hate Michelle Rodriguez.

We always have.

We always will.

Her angry surliness was never sexy or bewitching, and she’s had a reputation for being a raging pain in the ass on set since her first films. How she still gets work, we’ll never understand but that’s not the point.

The point is: why is Michelle such a tasteless, trashy ‘tard?

Forget the Fast or the Furious, we’ve got the Smokin’ and the Studly.

Last night the cast of Fast and Furious arrived at the film’s premiere at the Gibson Amphitheater at Universal City Walk in LA.

Once upon a time, this cast as the hottest group in Hollywood. But that was in 2001.

Nothing screams “I’m a pathetic attention whore pulling a red carpet stunt” quite like showing up in what can best be described as a sheer nightmare.

We mean negligee.

Sorry, that was Freudian since we’ll be waking up in a cold sweat thinking about Michelle in that dress at last night's premiere of Fast and Furious for years to come.

Shudder.

We love how demurely she’s trying to cover her cooter.

Real klassy, Michelle.

Too bad you're still a hasbeen, just like the rest of the cast.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Michelle Rodriguez, over-hyped, under-talented Michelle Rodriguez, is reportedly returning to The Island of Lost. Thankfully Ana Lucia will only be back for one episode.

Since she got shot up like Bugsy Siegel, we assume she’s coming back in a flashback or as some sort of creepy ghost. Which reminds us; Is Claire dead? WTF? We need the new season to get rollin’.

Michelle Rodriguez is a talent-free zone who has somehow managed to stay semi-active in Hollywood despite DUI’s, crappy performances, a reputation for partying all night (hello, DUI’s!) and being incredibly difficult to work with. One source told us she was almost fired from Blue Crush, only her third film, for such bad behavior and was a nightmare from start to finish.

The most interesting thing about her is the is-she-or-isn’t-she-gay coverage of her life (we’re going with she is).