Mike Tyson

Rapper 50 Cent has settled his legal war over costly repairs done to his Connecticut mansion – formerly owned by Mike Tyson – and no one got shot?!

Dancing with the Stars injures more celebrities than Chris Brown, Mike Tyson and David O. Russell combined. 

Actor Gilles Marini, the least starry of the stars, who appeared in the Sex and the City movie for a split second, had to seek treatment on Friday for a sharp pain in his groin.

Sexxxy.

Marini, 33, apparently has tendonitis in his groin and shoulder.

What has his partner Cheryl Burke been doing to that guy?

Despite the injury, he’ll be fine for premiere night on Monday, March 9th.

Madonna leaves the Cult-y Kabbalah Center in New York after Shabbat services looking like she went a few rounds with Mike Tyson. She needs to sue her plastic surgeon ASAP.

She looks like Eric Stoltz in Mask. But she's a bitch and Rocky Dennis was lovable and charming. That makes her even uglier.

Get her indoors! She’s scaring the children.