Mommywood

“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say, ‘How’d I do?' Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”

--Tori Spelling, on personal grooming while pregnant in her new book Mommywood.

Dear God, please let those photos NEVER see the light of day!

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Tori Spelling appeared at the release of her new book, Mommywood, at Bond Street in Beverly Hills and she was frighteningly thin!

Her head is too big for her body.

And those arms are disturbing.

If the camera adds ten pounds, can you imagine how awful she must look in person?

Tori, please eat! Please!

Look at what 90210 does to people.

—Sasha Perl-Raver