Mr. and Mrs. Smith

This is one of those rumors we really hope is true.

J.J. Abrams, the man behind Lost and Felicity, is working on a new television series for next season about a pair of married spies.

Brad Pitt still needs to feel like he’s a good guy.

In the February issue of W Magazine, Brad says it wasn’t a “dastardly affair” with Angelina Jolie that wrecked his marriage to Jennifer Aniston.

Jen has said what Angie did was “uncool” and that Brad lacks a “sensitivity chip,” leading many to believe Brangelina had an affair on the set of 2005’s Mr. and Mrs. Smith, while he was still married to Aniston.

What do you call the woman who stole your husband, had six children with him and is more talented, powerful and beautiful than you are?

If you’re Jennifer Aniston talking about Angelina Jolie, you call her uncool.

We’re not sure we would talk smack about Jolie since she seems like the kind of girl who would cut a bitch, but calling a former leather pant-wearing, vial of blood-brandishing, knife fetish-having, bad girl “uncool” might be the deepest cut of all.

Is this drama ever going to die?

The Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston scandal continued on this week following a remark Angie made in a recent New York Times interview she did to promote her new film, Changeling. When asked about her children and her film career, the actress said she would want her kids to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith because: "Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love."