My Name is Earl

What's that noise? We believe it's the sound of men across America openly weeping.

Jaime Pressly, 32, star of the NBC show My Name is Earl, is officially off the market. Her fiance, entertainment lawyer Simran Singh, popped the question earlier this month.

Let's hope the second time's a charm for Jaime. She was previously engaged to DJ Eric Calvo, the father of their daughter, Dezi, from 2006 to 2008, before breaking things off.

Congratulations to the happy couple! 

Jason Lee is a secretive little bugger.

It has just been revealed that the My Name Is Earl star and his baby mama, Ceren Alkac, are married and have been since July.

Apparently, they tied the knot one month before they welcomed a baby girl whose name is still unknown though we hope it isn’t Co-Pilot to go with Lee’s 5-year-old son, Pilot Inspektor, from a previous relationship that did not end in marriage.

Why so cagey, buddy? Is that a Scientology thing?

My Name is Earl star Jaime Pressly and her fiancé, DJ Eric Cubiche, have separated, according to the actress.

“We are taking a break from our relationship but we are together everyday with Dezi and still love each other very much,” Jaime said, referring to the couple’s 18-month-old son, Dezi James.

My Name is Earl star Jason Lee and his girlfriend, Ceren Alkac, became parents to a baby girl on August 10th.

No name has been announced yet but, for the kid’s sake, we hope she isn’t burdened with something as traumatic as Pilot Inspektor, the name of Lee’s four-year-old son with his ex-fiancé, actress Beth Riesgraf.

Unless you enjoy the idea of your child being brutalized on the playground, you should know better than to inflict a kid with that kind of handle. We’ve got our fingers crossed for something like Sara, Anna, Jenny or Natalie.

Yikes! WTF? Jason Lee looks terrible!

The My Name is Earl star showed off a beer belly swathed in a grandpa sweater, a salt-and-pepper beard and a super thin hairline at the Laguna Seca MotoGP in Monterey, California.

Is this what happens to you when you’re a Scientologist? Speaking of, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were also in Monterey for the races.

What is it with Scientologists, crotch rockets, racing and looking rode hard and put away wet?