My So-Called Life

January 3, 2009 at 12:13pm PST
Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Dirty, busted and developing an odd proclivity for high water waders and mid-calf socks (he had the same isht going on New Year’s Eve), Jared Leto continues to baffle us with his fugliness.

What happened to him?

Granted, My So-Called Life was almost 15 years ago, but we didn’t realize people could backslide this hard and fast.

Adding to the questionable attire and lumberjack beard, Jared’s in Miami, where it was 90 degrees yesterday.

What the eff, buddy?

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