'N SYNC

Former 'N Sync boy, Joey Fatone, wants to get out of Florida and has put his remarkable estate up for sale for a cool $5.9 million.

No problem, we carry that in our back pocket.

The six-bedroom house with eight baths features a home theatre, games room and office sprawling over 12,000 square feet.

Fatone's wife, Kelly, shares a master bedroom with him that contains a 53-foot closet and a fireplace. The Fatones' entire estate which is near Orlando measures 4.3 acres and features a million-dollar swimming pool.

Joey Fatone performed the ceremonial first flush to kick off the new Charmin Restrooms in New York’s Times Square yesterday.

We will refrain from the obvious reference as to where Fatone’s career can currently be found and simply say sometimes life writes the jokes for you. 

Irony is a cruel mistress, is it not, Mr. Former 'N SYNC star?

It’s the finals, y’all!

Only three dancers are still ready to rumba: Lance Bass, Brooke Burke and Warren Sapp. We hate to gloat…but we’re going to anyway. When we exclusively announced the DWTS cast list in August, a week before it was revealed on Good Morning America, we called Final Three as Warren, Lance and Susan Lucci. Two out of three, baby!

Who will take home the mirror ball trophy? The anticipation is killing us so let’s dive in.

Lance and Lacey started the show and Lance revealed that when ‘N SYNC first signed with a record label, they didn’t want him in the group because his dancing skills were so bad compared to the other guys. Their West Coast Swing was the first time we could see why. There was no swing to be found, it looked more like a dude at a bar after one too many but not quite enough to make it good. Lance even slipped during the routine, recovering nicely but eating it none the less. The judges and audience were in stunned, stupefied silence.

Maurice and Cheryl kick off the show with their samba. The gloves are coming off in blatant vote-getting attempts. Maurice trots out his preciously precocious daughter to lighten the intense mood of learning their routine. At the start of their number, both sporting afro wigs, we couldn’t tell Cheryl from Maurice. In People Magazine she may whine, “Don’t call me fat!” What else do you want us to call you, chub-rock? Big boned?

Lance Bass is preparing for Dancing with the Stars with the devotion and focus of an Olympian because he knows he’s got a lot to prove. While we’ve already chosen him for final three (and quite possibly the win), during his time with ‘N SYNC it was a very different story.

Dancing with the Stars won’t unveil its “celebrity lineup” (Oooh, ahhh, ohhh, Steve Guttenberg, Shannon Elizabeth, Tia Carrera. They should call it “Blinded by the Stars” there’s so much wattage) until mid-August, but rumors are already ankle deep and the major buzz is *NSNYC-er Lance Bass is going to follow in Joey Fatone’s fox-trotting footsteps.

It did wonders for Joey’s career, so why shouldn’t Lance be next?

But that’s not what people are clamoring over.