National Enquirer

They say living well is the best revenge, but for Paula Abdul that might not be enough.

Abdul, whose in-demand status since her exit from American Idol must be leaving Idol execs with some regrets, is reportly on a mission to destroy the popular reality competition show.

Now that she's tackled The Climb, Miley Cyrus wants to fly...like a bat.

The Hannah Montana star is apparently jockeying for the role of Batgirl in the upcoming sequel to the 2008 blockbuster The Dark Knight.

And she's really into it, according to the National Enquirer. She reportedly went so far as to show up to a producer's office dressed as the caped heroine.

We told you it was gonna sting.

Jennifer Aniston was reportedly very upset when she heard that Bradley Cooper had denied the two were dating, not once, but twice.

“Jennifer was devastated when Bradley told reporters in Paris that she was ‘just a friend’ and denied they had any romantic involvement,” a source told the National Enquirer. “It makes her look desperate — which is the one thing she dreads coming across more than anything else."

You know it's bad when a star makes Woody Allen's romantic and familial relationships look downright appropriate and wholesome.

Rumors have been flying online that Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman, 72, is in a relationship with E'Dena Hines, the 27-year-old granddaughter of Jeanette Adair Bradshaw, Morgan's first ex-wife. Not only that, but it is said that they have been together for as long as a decade and that he plans to marry her.

Ew, ew, ew, ew.

To quote the brilliant Madeline Kahn in the eminently quotable film Clue:

We hate her soooo much. Flames. Flames on the side of our face! Breathing, breathless, heaving breaths.

Homewrecking whore Evan Rachel Wood, 21, is reportedly jumping off her daddy issues bandwagon and into the arms of one of our favorites, Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who we like to call Mini Keanu).

If the National Enquirer is to be believed (hey, they were right about John Edwards’ mistress and secret love child) 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears  is pregnant with baby-daddy, Casey Aldridge’s, second kid, after giving birth to their daughter, Maddie Briann, on June 19th.