Neo

September 5, 2008 at 4:56 AM PST

Tags: Hot Sauce, Neo, NKOTB, Today Show

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

How hot are our boyfriends??? The fact that they’re all grown up and so manly makes us weak in the knees.

We need smelling salts and a fainting couch. Delightful, delicious, de-lovely.

New Kids On The Block and Neo performed live on The Today Show yesterday to promote their new album, The Block, which arrived in stores on Tuesday and is already on its way to selling over 100,000 copies this week.

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