New Kids on the Block

What better way to kick off your Monday than with Joey, Danny, Donnie, Jon and Jordan?

Even if Danny does look a little possessed.

And Jon is cowering in the back (as usual).

The Block performed on the Today show on Friday. Some fans had been camped out since Sunday for a chance to see them live.

So what did they do?

They arrived at 6am to hand out free concert tickets to the devoted fans who braved the elements to see them up close and personal.

That is so wonderfully awesome. They really do give you full service.

NKOTB 4 EVA!!!!! 

You ain’t gotta be nervous (nervous), they’re gonna give ya full service (service).

If you’re not bitchin’ enough to recognize those lyrics, let us bust some knowledge on that ass; they’re from the New Kids on the Block song, featuring New Edition, “Full Service.”

You better brush up on you NKOTB lyrics…

Because they’re coming back into town!

Hootie Hoo!

As many of you will remember, we went to see The Block twice last year and we can honestly say that those concerts were among the highlights of our adult life.

What's better than New Kids on the Block, Medival Times and Patrick Swayze references?

Nothing.

Click here for proof!

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Oh SNAP!!!

NKOTB has announced more concert dates!

(Insert screaming here.)

We were all over it when they played at the Staples Center and Nokia. It was unmitigatedly one of the highlights of our adult life.

More Jordan, Joey, Jon, Danny and Donnie?!?!

There is a God and He or She loves “This One’s For the Children,” “Step by Step” and “Cover Girl” as much as we do.

Here are The Block’s upcoming spring dates:

New Kids on the Block have announced they’re hitting the high seas for a New Kids Cruise.

From May 15th-18th the Block will perform for and meet fans as the boat travels from Ft. Lauderdale to the Bahamas and back.

Before anyone starts throwing Haterade, they were quick to point out that John Mayer did a cruise like this last year.

Last night, Jordan Knight, looking dapper and smoldering as always, was spotted making his way out of The Muse Hotel in Midtown Manhattan. (Randomly, when we were in New York last month we wandered in there and remarked at what a nice place it was to keep in mind for another trip.)

Jordan, Joey, Jonathan, Danny and Donnie (insert shrieks of passionate joy here) played a sold out show at Madison Square Garden yesterday.

Last night we went to the New Kids on the Block concert at the Staples Center and it was so dope, we’re still high!

The crowd was stacked with 25-35 year old women (we played "Count the Boyfriend" and came up with under 30) including quite a few incredibly pregnant women (hey, pregnancy is only nine months, NKOTB back together is once in a lifetime!) and the screams ripping through the stadium were so loud and shrill, we’re shocked the windows weren’t shattered. We haven’t squealed like that since…well, the last time we saw the New Kids on tour.