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Ever wonder why Lindsay Lohan's career is currently in the crapper?

Michael Lohan, Lindsay's father, claims it's because God is punishing her.

According to reports, tennis beauty Anna Kournikova got into a cat fight at a Las Vegas nightclub – after a woman hurled a drink at her.

The Russian-born tennis ace – who is dating singer Enrique Iglesias – was partying with pals at Sin City hotspot Lavo.

But a fellow clubgoer got upset and sparked a brawl. "[The woman] threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space," an unnamed source mentioned.

After almost three dull-as-dishwater years of back and forth bickering on The Hills (“There is a sex tape,” “Nuh uh,” “Yuh huh,” “Nuh uh,” “You’re a liar,” “No, you’re a liar”), Spencer Pratt has confessed to masterminding the sex tape scandal between his reality TV co-star Lauren Conrad and her ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler.

Because anyone cares anymore.

The potential of that sex tape is the only thing that ever made LC even slightly interesting.

First of all, One Tree Hill is STILL on the air?

This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friends.

Apparently, the star of the six year old relic (that’s like 72 in teen show years) Chad Michael Murray was suddenly dumped from the show according to a video he posted on the internet yesterday.

CMM took to YouTube to announce his character Lucas Scott is getting booted from the show, saying the CW decided not to renew his contract when they renewed the show for a seventh season.

Buuurrn!

Tina Fey is being blamed for John McCain and Sarah Palin’s recent slip in the polls. According to the Washington Times, the "Tina Fey Effect" has turned people off the Alaskan governor and her running-mate, presidential candidate John McCain. 

The internet was buzzing this past week following a New York Post story which claimed that Sarah Palin would be appearing on an episode of Saturday Night Live on October 25th.

An NBC spokesman, however, has recently stated, "That story is untrue."

That's ok by us - Tina Fey does a better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin anyway.

Latina Magazine is reporting, “A source close to Nick Cannon has confirmed exclusively to Latina.com that Cannon and Mariah Carey are married! The couple wed yesterday in a small ceremony on an island and it was ‘very implusive,’ according to our source. The wedding was attended by a few close friends of the couple, including Da Brat.”

Hmmm, we’re gonna wait for the official announcement before we buy this one, but that’s the word on the street.