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You wanna know how talented baby daddy Justin Timberlake is? He doesn't need a week of prep and an hour and a half to host Saturday Night Live; give him three minutes and a chair and he still does a better job as host AND musical guest than just about anyone else in recent memory (Tina Fey doesn't count and homegirl can't sing). We are a little sad we didn't get to see him do more of the Barry Gibb Talk Show though. It's not the same without Jimmy Fallon trying to keep it together...and failing.

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What happened to Mariah Carey's voice? Her rendition of "Hero" on X Factor, Simon Cowell's British version of American Idol, was so bad it would've gotten her kicked off the show if she was a contestant. We actually would love to hear the Idol crew critique this train wreck. It's more than a little pitchy, dawg, it's a cryin' shame. She goes for the gusto (and sorta succeeds) at the end but fifteen octave Mariah is dead. All that remains are her hand-waving antics and inappropriately immature hoochie dresses. (Seriously, is she going to prom after the show or the Pimp and Ho Ball?)

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We bow at the altar of Janice Dickinson (afterall, she is the World's First Supermodel) so we say this with love and reverance...WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU DOING ON A DAYTIME COURT SHOW???? It appears Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency cast off and reject, Brian Kehoe (we HATE Kehoe) took his former agent to court but the only court his broke, publicity starved ass could muster was Christina's Court. Damn, dude! You couldn't even swing Judge Milian? We are SHOCKED Janice agreed to stoop to such lowly levels.

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Forget Town Hall Meetings and Debates, maybe what we needed all along was a Presdential Dance Off. Don't forget to get out and vote today! And then do The Worm in your candidate's honor.

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