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Who knew Celine Dion was all about bloody ice, sweaty jock straps, penalty boxes and high sticking.
That’s right, Celine is looking to buy a hockey team.
Dion is looking to spend some of that “My Heart Will Go On” money on the Montreal Canadiens NHL team.
She, along with Cirque du Soleil founder Guy Laliberte and Quebec cable giant Quebecor Media, are the top potential bidders for the team.
Our man, Sean Avery, has gotten himself into a heap of trouble in the NHL.